Doom entirely from DNS records(github.com)
113 points byVenn13 days ago |17 comments
ktpsns2 hours ago
To clarify, a good title would be "Loading Doom entirely from DNS records"

Neither one plays Doom over DNS nor is the first paragraph in the README correct, because DNS is only abused for storage, not for computing/processing/executing instructions:

> At some point, a reasonable person asked "DNS resolves names to IP addresses, what else can it do?" The answer, apparently, is run DOOM.

drob5182 hours ago
Yup. A better title might be “Author discovers data can be stored in DNS TXT records which were created to store data.”
akdev1l2 hours ago
Also we could probably achieve this by using dnsfs and regular doom install

https://blog.benjojo.co.uk/post/dns-filesystem-true-cloud-st...

b1122 hours ago
You make me wonder if it is possible. All you need to do is to programmatically change bits, and you have compute. Some cache monkeying or somethong.

Of course, I imagine it would be incredibly slow.

testaccount281 hour ago
> All you need to do is to programmatically change bits, and you have compute.

all you need is to rapidly push off one foot and land on the other, and you have running.

kgeist42 minutes ago
I once had this silly idea to create distributed storage of arbitrary data by exploiting a range of completely unrelated sites. Say, when you want to upload your file to the System, it may store one encrypted chunk as an image on a free image hosting site, another chunk as an encoded blog post on a random forum about farming (or in the user profile?), another chunk as a youtube video, etc. Imagine having something like hundreds or thousands of such "backends". Every chunk would be stored in 3 places for high durability of course. Free storage, hidden in plain sight :) Although, I didn't think through how to store the index reliably, and, because a moderator on a random farmers' site may delete our record(s), there needs to be a system which continously validates the integrity and reuploads the chunks.

Maybe such a silly project already exists?

LetsGetTechnicl2 hours ago
This novel form of data storage reminds of me of this classic YouTube video, Harder Drive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJSW7Rprio
vicapow1 minute ago
that SVG wow how?!
ge967 minutes ago
Tangent, harder drives by suckerpinch
nasretdinov2 hours ago
Waiting for Doom over https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs next
wizardforhire38 minutes ago
^ This is amazing!

Thanks for the share!

kaitari1 hour ago
I never stop being impressed by these "<something-crazy> running Doom" posts. AFAIC, whenever we get to Mars, we won't truly have arrived until someone is playing Doom on Mars, and without wasting valuable resources by doing so. Running Doom, the canonical measurement of truly mastering a thing's capabilities.
thestackfox55 minutes ago
Respect. But also ... WHY????

Now let's do

(1) A DNS file drop: Split small files into TXT records and rebuild them client-side. Useless for big files, perfect for config blobs, tiny payloads, and cursed demos. Also someone can write an S3-compatible client.

(2) Redis DNS:

- GET foo.cache.example.com -> TXT record returns value chunks

- TTL is the eviction policy

- Cache invalidation becomes even more of a hate crime.

hhh1 hour ago
very cool, i did something similar but turning the doom frame running on a server into ascii (with colour) and then a small shim to give inputs via subdomains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoPWuJR6Npc

without the colour i did it in a worse way for bad apple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ2Q12vYojY

tombert2 hours ago
Gotta admit that it didn't occur to me that "can it run DOOM?" would stretch all the way to DNS.

At this point I am wondering if people will somehow port DOOM over to the MONIAC.

FartyMcFarter1 hour ago
You were right to assume that in this case. DNS is not running doom here, it's just storing it.
bigwheels2 hours ago
Which is more ambitious, targeting the MONIAC platform or ENIAC?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENIAC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillips_Machine (MONIAC)

I'd say both are looking increasingly doable.

sssilver2 hours ago
“Run” is doing a lot of heavy lifting at this point.
mistyvales2 hours ago
I remember the pregnancy test Doom. Wasn't it "running" on the display only?
TZubiri2 hours ago
Coming up: playing doom on Ping-as-Storage
nullbyte8081 hour ago
Malware could still use DNS records for storage and access to bootstrapped payloads correct?
thesuitonym1 hour ago
Yes, but it's not a problem, any more than downloading any arbitrary text is. You'd still have to have something execute the binary.
lxgr1 hour ago
A database storing data? Now I’ve seen everything!
hun31 hour ago
Finally, a DOOM download that bypasses captive portals
cat-turner1 hour ago
Super cool. Never thought of this. Would this be useful for seeding LLMs?
FartyMcFarter1 hour ago
This is a data storage system, so I guess yes, data is useful to train LLMs?

Why does everything get turned into an LLM discussion?

ethin35 minutes ago
I read this title, did a double-take, then had to go look at the git hub because it still didn't click for me. Because this sounds absolutely amazing, and absurd, and weird, all at the same time. Like..... Wow? Talk about turning protocols into pretzels...